Harry Orders a Snuggie

Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about it. You’re up late, watching TV, and you’re kind of chilly. But you want to keep your hands free so you can work the remote. Or eat some pancakes.

In these situations, a regular old blanket simply will not do. You need a blanket that lets you have some mobility. So you can go to the kitchen and back without getting cold again.

I need a Snuggie.

Or at least, that’s what I thought when I saw the Snuggie commercial. I know. I should’ve waited and asked Santa to bring me one for Christmas. But I saw it and I just had to have it. It even comes in the color gold, so I can support my favorite football teams, the New Orleans Saints and the LSU Tigers.

So I ordered a Snuggie. The other bugs here might laugh at me, but it’s totally worth it. We’ll see who is laughing when I’m the most comfortable insect inside the whole Insectarium.

I can’t wait to get it and put my arms through its cozy sleeves. I’ll kick back on the couch and watch TV all day.

Because I’m awesome like that. And I’m going to make this Snuggie look cool.