Harry Gets Groceries

Awwwww yeah! Who has six legs and a fully stocked mini-fridge?

Harry does!

I know what you’re thinking. You’re probably all like, "Harry, it’s just a mini-fridge. It’s not THAT big of a deal or anything."

But that’s where you’re wrong. To a mantis like me, this mini-fridge is HUUUUUUUGE. I could build a spacious four-bedroom apartment in here. If it weren’t so cold, of course.

So now that I’ve got a mini-fridge, I had to get some groceries to go in it. Usually mantids wait for food to come to them. But now I get to go after the food. My mom always did say I was special.

At the grocery store I stocked up on all kinds of goodies. But even though I love sweets, I think having too many around the house is probably a bad idea. That’s why my new favorite snack is a low-fat ice cream sandwich.

Now I can watch my figure, while I watch TV. This is truly the good life.