Harry Becomes Commissioner

Man, I love football. College, pro, and now I’ve started a Fantasy Football league at the Insectarium just to kick things up another notch.

This season, I’m going to be untouchable. Why? Because I landed the first pick of the draft and took Drew Brees as my quarterback. First week out I scored a whopping 48 points off Drew alone, mainly because of his outstanding six, count ´em, SIX touchdowns.

Best of all, Brees plays for the New Orleans Saints, my new hometown team. So I won not once, but twice. Maybe I’ll make it to our fantasy league championship, the Bug Bowl. I… could… go… all… the… way!

It’s all too awesome. In fact, I can’t help myself. I’m doing a victory dance right now.

But I have to do it quietly. Esteban the Tarantula and Woody the Termite are not very happy with me. After all, it was my idea to start the league, and I’m the commissioner, and I got the first pick, AND Drew Brees is amazing. I’m also the one who decided that the league winner gets all the hot dogs he can eat for a week. Gulp.